Things you might see….
...Every guest on Regis and Kelly walking onto the set and then rubbing their hands
on Kelly Rippa’s face after they kiss her cheek to say hello!
...Someone making Barbara Walters cry by asking her inappropriate personal
questions in front of millions of nosey spectators.
...Dysfunctional entertainment shows actually having the little children they
exploit, like Dannielynn Smith, somehow speak back to them about how they really
feel. Dannielynn could elaborate how she really feels on the 1st anniversary of
her mothers drug related death and topics such as her mothers nudity and
stupidity.
...A decree that Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan must sew their legs
together, with underwear on and keep their legs covered. Not only would they
help beautify America, but also they would not so easily reproduce!
...Paparazzi should be jailed whenever they loiter, or their swarming interferes
with anyone. Then once they are out of jail, a photographer SWAT team should be
assigned to seek the paparazzi out, to peek in their windows, back yards, and
cars, and pelt them with millions of flash photos, then publish them as handouts
in entertainment venues throughout the world for no less than 6 straight months!
...A device that resembles a police officer's radar gun should be developed and sold
to fry the speaker wires in any car that reaches a volume that rumbles the
earth.
