THE WORK SOON BEGUN Ty and his makeover team builded us a reel nice one and it made me a better man. Buella stoped cryin for now and is pard of hour nayborhood watch! Butt let me tell you first about while thay builded it, thay sent us on a vacation to Hollywould and we got 4 pedacures, (I think that means both of hour hands and feet too), and went to the BET hip-hop awrard show and the musick was too loud, butt we got to meet somebody called Snoopy Dogg. He had nothing to due with Charlize Brown! I like Mel Tillus bedder. Mr. Snoopy, smoked sweet cigarettes had moore gold on his self than my cousin Bille has in his tooth. We got to go to Dizzyland and ride on sumpthin called the Tower of Pooh! Butt when we got to go home we got to yelled at the bus- driver,,,...bus-driver, move that bus, and thay did......................

THE FIRST UPDATE After we cried and jumped around like babies, we were than showed the home! At first we got lost in that sucker. It was big, ...real big. I kept forgettin and goin out back to relieve myself in the stream and bath in it. We kept thinkin the flat screen TV was a window until we saw Judge Judy tryin a case in it. It has a remode cuntrol and it don't got no knobs like the old Emerson TV had. Anyhow, butt we soon we started to break that home in. The first thing that had to go was that sissy pink excercize room thay built for my step-son Merle. He's only spending the month, hear, before he goes to wherver he's goin off too! And than I tired my hand at some xtra landscaping and Buella became quite a Martha Stewert and that girl can cook hotdogs a thosand-billion ways. Now we have a real big ole' fridge that can really hold all the beer we bye in a week! And I was reel glad that that makeover gal, Paige, put a hepa filter fan in our wreckroom for whenever we have beer farts in their. I think that home make-over gal, Paige, wanted me to be the reel stud in her life and Paige was constantlee telling me, was sayin, I don't beleive this guy, and she left me, later, her pink tool belt al warm and funny smellin. I don't think Paige new I took it! I got to tell you that vickzen, Paige, was tempting me, but Buella is what makes my knew master bedroom sweet, sweeter, and she tells me I am the best lover and she should no it because everyone in Ottawa County no's she has been around! Cousin Billie says that she has had moore cocks than a henhouse! We ain't never ben happier! When we get in fights, the home, it is so large that the naybors can't hear us anymoore and the cops don't come to git in hour faces. Buella misses them a little, wee-bit, butt I don't for the jail no moore for diciplinin her and then haveing to get in troubel and than fend off the Nancyboys, their, at my bunk in that jail lockup and I think I am a better man. I love our knew house!!! I really doo!!! THE LAST UPDATE

“”“We love our new kitchen and large storage/living areas! Now we have extra money to spend on moore tatoos and fireworks and better drinks! And there's room for plenty of our stuff and moore!”””