1. Invest in cockroach dung. 2. The melting pot melted. 3. In 4984, duct tape is what people dress in. 4. The oceans are all flavored like pee and Tang. 5. Politician's are algae based life forms. 6. There are still Elvis and Bigfoot sightings. 7. All wars are fought by 2 elected representatives from the far left and far right. 8. Communication devices and computer screens are made of DNA compounds, grafted to skin. 9. All homes and buildings are made of margarine containers. 10. People are all one color, one mind, and are working on becoming one sex. 11. The greatest film of all time is considered to be, Hot Tub Time Machine. 12. You can get the death penalty for wearing or possessing anything made out of housefly's.