THE GRIMM RAPPERCopyright 2003 Words and Music by NED ALLEN ROUSETell your mom and tell your pop my sickle's gonna' make them dropIf you're sick or feeling ill I've come to help plant you on that hillI've been around for all the wars doing all my mortal choresWalked with slaves tucked in kings they've all felt my sickle’s stingI'm the Grimm Rapper your name is in my little black bookI'm the Grimm Rapper and no one gets you off my hook (Yawn,,, Spit)I'm in the nursery and the rest home I bring you bad news through the phoneWith one hand on the dial and one on your heart we'll take a stroll into the darkI'm in your stove in your house wires between your foot and gas pedal and in your tiresI sleep in your food in preservatives I'm the sal in manila and the bacteria that givesI'm the Grimm Rapper I'm afraid your Cadillac and jewels will have to stayI'm the Grimm Rapper you all come in and go out the very same way (Break it down!)I've booked you on a pleasure cruise I'll be seen on the evening newsAll of them reporters with their mini-cams are numbered too like pickled hamsI've cut many crops before their fruition laying waste to starving nationsI play with the knobs on life support like game-show wheels it's my favorite sportI'm the Grimm Rapper let's see are you going up or going downI'm the Grimm Rapper do you mind if I bring my plague into your town (Yo!)I enter banks wrapped around a gun when each bullet I've kissed is looking for funOn the edge of a knife I enter you and anyone else whose time is dueIf you want to hang I'll take you chair we'll set and dangle while you gasp for airWhen you're high on a ledge faced with the truth I introduce myself then push youI'm the Grimm Rapper can your child come out and playI'm the Grimm Rapper I think today may be your day (Whoowah!)I've dropped with bombs I've sunk with ships joined your soul through poisoned lipsSuicide bombers are but mere piñatas to me as I work to whack them with TNTIf you are tired or getting old I'll give you a hand one that's cold (Arrgghh!)I'm a dancer with cancer a burner a chiller also the counter of a serial killerI'm the Grimm Rapper I think I'll find and clog an arteryI'm the Grimm Rapper now eat that piece of grisle hanging on your meat(Cool the band down behind me boys!)While waiting for my visit don't you know sometimes I'll get bored sometimes I goAnd you'll get to live to a ripe old age to find I've just squeezed you onto another pageI'm the Grimm Rapper I'll be seeing you in a fewI'm the Grimm Rapper don't let me break a nail while doing you (Arrgghh!)(Throw me the stiff!)
PSYCHOCopyright 2002 Words and Music by NED ALLEN ROUSESo loud my friend want the neighbors to hearComplained the last time you broke that full length mirrorMakin’ no sense scare all the neighbors awayLeft all alone into the blood of another dayWouldn’t you prefer a fight someone to cause you painSomeone cut you with a knife but you don’t remember it againYou’re a Psycho and you’ve got more violence to spareYou’re a Psycho and no knew it was thereLaughing man of man plaster cracked up roomTumble weeds of dust must have missed that broomDirty dishes depress broken window frameFist smashed in wall stinking dripping drainEvery ego has a lie when lies are all you areWhen you know you’re not a man you have to prove it with a carYour apartment just insults your way of lifeYour apartment makes you beat your wife come on Johnny be goodYour sister tried to help you and you tried to kill her childWhen you’re gone for good her husband will only smileWhy don’t you pack you bags and take off with your fistWhy aren’t you the man they know you’re father isPeter Lorre wasn’t there it was your wife and child’s eyesNo one really likes to live so give them their surpriseYou’re a psycho you’ll always blend in at HalloweenYou’re a Psycho so cruel and so meanThere’s another fire in your drivewayAnother shadow in your heartAnother victim screamingAnother life you’ve ripped apart go Johnny go
THE MARK OF THE BEASTWords and Music 2003 Copyright by NED ALLEN ROUSEWill he have the charisma of KennedyWill he have the look of a priestHe won’t look like a devilBut have the mark of the beastHe won’t be carrying a pitchforkHave a red tail or horns in the leastHe’ll be loved by so many millionsBut have the mark of the beastThey’ll believe he’s their saviorBecause he’ll light up their darkHis ideas they’ll agree withFrom that head with the markNo, you're GodNo, you're GodYou need to know and know your GodYou need to know and know your GodKnow your GodKnow your GodYou'll need to know and know your GodYou'll need to know and know your GodWhen he asks them to serve himThey’ll blindly agreeAnd he’ll give them his dark loveSix times three YeahAnd after all that they do for himThey’ll be betrayed at the feastAnd rewarded with eternal HellThe mark of the beastThe mark of the beast