ALL ABOUT SANTA’S SLEIGH, and his BOTTOMLESS GIFT BAG Santa’s sleigh is outfitted with the most wonderful state of the art devices to help him on his gift giving journey, on Christmas Eve. Above is the “World Map GPS Device” which helps guide Santa to the exact Earth locations. ---- Left to right, on the 3 meter cluster above. First comes the “Naughty or Nice Meter” which assists Santa by connecting him to his North Pole Naughty or Nice Database List. It works in unison, with Santa’s sleigh, as it hovers over the homes of the many children he serves. ---- Then, in the middle is “Santa’s Sleigh Speedometer” which displays its eight option functions, which includes: takeoff, slow, gallop, run, fly, super speed, hyper speed, and the freeze time option, which is utilized to help Santa have the time to get it all done, in one night. ---- The right side meter measures “Holiday Spirit” in any geographic area that Santa’s sleigh hovers over. It can also detect things like hot cocoa, cookies, milk, carrots, and apples! ---- Towards the bottom of his sleigh’s dash board, we find, “Santa’s Personal Sleigh Pioneer Stereo/ Bluetooth Christmas Music Radio”. It also provides short wave direct radio to the North Pole, Mrs. Claus, and Elf Staff. It comes equipped with the state of the art “Infinity Six” sleigh speakers. ---- Top right on Santa’s dashboard is a timepiece guage, is called “Santa’s World Clock”. It tracks and measures the exact time of the whole Christmas evening journey. ---- Lastly, at the very bottom of Santa’s sleigh is his personal, Craig/Pioneer Cookie Dispenser. At the click of a button Santa can instantly recieve one of any 3 cookies. The choices are: CHOCOLATE CHIP (Mrs Claus’ Favorite). OREO, and SUGAR COOKIE! ---- Above is Santa’s “Awesome Bottomless Gift Bag”. It utilizes, age old elf technology, by using the natural powers of northern lights, and the magnetic pole dust to, teleport a constant supply of wrapped, and unwrapped gifts, directly into Santa’s bottomless bag. ---- THE NORAD SANTA TRACKER LINK:
Santa’s Sleigh, affectionately named, “Christmas Force One”, is an original cutter sleigh, made by a blacksmith, around 1865. Santa and his elves “Santified” it some time ago, and it has been his main gift giving Christmas sleigh ever since!
SNOW ICE PIZZA RECIPE: Take one thin round 16 inch ice circle. Place several well spaced ice cubes on it. Then sprinkle the top with a lot of fluffy snow. Place in a peheated oven at 350 degrees, for 5 minutes, until you have a nice melting. Pour it into a frosted Christmas glass, and drink until refreshed! Next recipes: -Easter Rabbit Raisin Bread -Snowball Soup
Above is the Santa Key, explained by Santa Claus!
The magnetic dust properties of the North Pole, combined with only the red and green Christmas colored ice crystals from the Northern Lights, make Santa’s Reindeer, and sleigh, fly!
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